Without further ado, Zooey's 2012 to-date list: Joseph Gordon-Levitt--he's the world's youngest curmudgeon.
If he's anything like that in real life, we'd love to see him on Zooey's arm, scowling and skewering Hollywood fluff at every event she attends. That's a good start, I think--but what other Zooey-worthy men would you nominate? Have You Seen Zooey Deschanel's Latest Nail Art?
She used to be a vegan which, according to a March 2010 interview with Health magazine, she had to give up because her food sensitivities made it too difficult for her to stay healthy on a vegan diet.
In mid-2014, Deschanel began dating producer Jacob Pechenik.
American actress, singer-songwriter, musician and producer. She is the daughter of a cinematographer and an actress and younger sister of Emily Deschanel.
In 1999, Deschanel made her film debut in Mumford, followed by her breakout role as Anita Miller in Cameron Crowe's 2000 semi-autobiographical film Almost Famous.
She has played Jessica Day on the Fox sitcom New Girl since 2011, for which she has received an Emmy Award nomination and three Golden Globe Award nominations.
For a few years starting in 2001, Deschanel performed in the jazz cabaret act If All the Stars Were Pretty Babies with fellow actress Samantha Shelton.
And when I see her in the promos for — which describe her character as "adorkable" — I picture a bonfire of every flower and rainbow and Lisa Frank notebook I've ever seen.
But of course, these reasons were all secondary to why I really hated Zooey Deschanel: the nebbishy, bookish dudes I dated had no compunction about advertising how much they wanted to fuck her.
As such, she is a menace to society, responsible for the unrealistic relationship expectations of twenty-something men and women alike.
The first time I came to this realization, I was watching .
Unfortunately for these girls, however, Zooey Deschanel also serves as an object of lust for their boyfriends, sensitive neurotics who wear thick glasses, brew their own organic beer, and self-identify as feminists.