" DONT ACT ALL COCKY, COS THATL PISS THEM OFF, JUST TALK TO THEM WITH A BIT OF FUCKING CONFIDENCE.
OH, AND THE POLICE AINT OUT TO GET YOU, THEYR OUT TO CATCH DICKS WHO INSIST ON DRINKING AND TOKING IN PUBLIC, LEAVE IT AT HOME, IF YOUR UNDEAGE OR ITS ILLEGAL.
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If you are looking to meet people for free and are interested in a date or hookups, then Bo M is the place for you.
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DIY ramps may also have been built by locals if ur lucky.
These usually don't last more than a week as they get taken away by the council.
Maidstone is shit to skate unless you can do flat land, and trust me, theres a lot of flat land in maidstone, actually its pretty much the only thing that they have County Hall is the best hook-up spot for skate BOARDers.
We've never been kicked off, and this is where everyone meets before going to skate anywhere else.
Pikey girls smell of rotting fish (dont they ever wash there minges) and cheap perfume.
Pikey boys just smell of unwashed bodies, sweat and often of stale urine.
Told am an expert :) After 10 years being a hard top, have recently started dabbling with being a bottom and would like to try more. About Guys I Want To Meet: Straight, bi and military especially welcome. About Me: Used to be a chubby bear, reached the mid life crisis (lol), now working towards being a honed beefy bear. Intersted in cooking, gardening, digital photography. social history, visual/performing arts, health and fitness.
Fancy letting yourself in to my hotel room to find me wanking. About Guys I Want To Meet: Buddies to chat/share experiences, cyber gym buddies. About Me: Hey I'm damon I'm 18 I'm a self employed body piercer in Maidstone and I'm down to earth and I just go for the personality of guys so message me if your interested About Guys I Want To Meet: I will go for any guy who's down to earth and makes me smile About Me: Old skool been on scene in Brighton and London since 15 yrs old done most things but prefer good old fashioned one on one.
if you're looking for somewhere less intimidating than Burger King, which seems to have recently become over-flown with 14 year old pikeys and chavs, with rageing hormones, im affraid there arnt many places.