But it probably can’t compare to hearing your porn star girlfriend talking about how she can’t see out of her right eye due to Johnny Sinz’s errant aim.
For starters, you can get that “My other ride is a porn star” bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta!
And I’m sure there are other (mind-blowing) things that would be make a relationship of this sort both exciting and fascinating (maybe terrifying).
I congratulate you and can say without question that you are a better and more progressive man than I. However, good luck telling Grandma what your lady did in her last project “Blondes Under the Big Top 4: Clowns on Patrol” during Thanksgiving dinner. ” and “Now, tell me this isn’t the biggest one you’ve ever seen?
This is probably going to be uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate. ” will become the questions you will start to hear in your sleep.
And by that, I mean, most people (guessing mostly female in nature) will judge your girlfriend adversely once they find out what she does for a living. Nobody dresses like that at 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Sure, sex is great and we live in liberated times, but if your lady’s number of sexual partners possibly numbers into the hundreds…well, sex is supposed to be a shared bond between two people (maybe three if you get her drunk enough).
She will probably be called a slut or a whore behind your/her back at most turns and when she is dressed for work… But, if you love this person and don’t care about anything else, then you aren’t worried about people staring and whispering when they see her.However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do.The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject. Some people wouldn’t let the situation affect them, but I’m guessing sometimes you’d feel a bit ashamed.Imagine a room filled to the brim with people from the adult film industry.Men and women of various shapes and color all coming together to celebrate their achievements in the film industry.The fact that someone is a porn star is often misconstrued by men as “she’ll be most likely to have sex with me because it is her job, after all.” And while you may be basking in the thought of sleeping with one; you probably couldn’t be more off-base. ” routine and more than likely a scuffle of some sort will end with either fisticuffs or an exchange of sharp language in the parking lot. Everywhere you go someone will say something crude or grab her ass.