President Obama: Didn't really work out very well- did it? President Obama: How does it feel- having a three inch vertical?
Zach Galifianakis: Or is that more of a job for Tonya Harding? Zach Galifianakis: What should we do about North Ikea? President Obama: No, I actually -- I think it's a good idea. Zach Galifianakis: Being like that in Hollywood- that's easy! Zach Galifianakis: Be short, fat and smell like Doritos Zach Galifianakis: and try to make it in Hollywood. President Obama: Zach, that's a ridiculous question. Zach Galifianakis: I don't want to show anybody my birth certificate because it's embarassing. President Obama: The point is that a lot of young people- President Obama: they think they're invincible. President Obama: But second of all, you can do it in person.
President Obama: If I ran a third time President Obama: it would be sort of like doing a third 'Hangover' movie. Zach Galifianakis: Is it going to be hard in two years Zach Galifianakis: when you're no longer President Zach Galifianakis: and people will stop letting you win at basketball? Zach Galifianakis: Where do you planning on building your Presidential Library, Zach Galifianakis: in Hawaii or your home country of Kenya? Zach Galifianakis: Well, you know- Zach Galifianakis: I mean not to bring up the birth certificate thing Zach Galifianakis: but you really never did really produce your real… President Obama: And the law means that insurers can't President Obama: discriminate against you President Obama: if you've got a pre-existing condition anymore.
President Obama: I mean I have to say when I heard that like, President Obama: people actually watch this show I was actually pretty surprised. President Obama: We'll probably pardon another turkey- President Obama: we do that every Thanksgiving. President Obama: Seeing one turkey kind of taken out of circulation? [silence] Zach Galifianakis: So how does this work? Zach Galifianakis: What makes you think that he would want to play football? President Obama: Do you think a woman like Michelle would marry a nerd? President Obama: Most young Americans right now- they're not covered. President Obama: And they've got until March 31st to sign up.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm your host Zach Galifianakis. [heavy sigh] Zach Galifianakis: Okay, let's get this out of the way. President Obama: Well, first of all I think it's fair to say that President Obama: I wouldn't be here with you today if I didn't have something to plug.
I don’t like feeling so disconnected, I want to be involved, and feel like I have a connection, or that I am participating.
So being able to talk to a girl live and get her to masturbate for me has been great, but it’s still not as close to fucking her as I would like to be.
President Obama: Zach, you need to get that checked right away. President Obama: …that's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
President Obama: You've been shooting these- these shows… President Obama: Who gave you permission to do that?
Once you find something that works you don’t let it go, you stick with it and the same can be said for any of these live cam girls.
Discovering so many naughty babes live on cam might be a little overwhelming for you, at least at first.
I was reading this article at TMZ, in it good old Ray J said and I quote “I’m over sex tapes”, this coming from the man that got in the spotlight in the best way possible, now isn’t that a bit rich?